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Nothing beats “Doth mother know you weareth her drapes?” I quote it daily.
HE IS MY LOVE.
Intelligent.
Witty.
Sassy.(Source: a-random-assortment, via aleezma)
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I totally remember this episode… and I remembered how I used to wonder what fertilization was… Dear god =_=
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This guy was told by his Homeowners Association that he couldn’t fly the American flag in his front yard.


^LOLWTF
(via meme4u)
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I was trying to see if I can surprise the Cleverbot, but it surprised me instead :( Wtffffffffff





